| Out of every single, strange,sordid,sick and twisted thing I've ever written. This is probably my favourite and I urge you to go look at it. After all, if you're on deviantart you're clearly not doing anything important |
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Vlad Von Bathory lay in his coffin arms over his chest. His hunchbacked assistant Igor opened it for him.
"Master. It is night once again" Igor said in his strange, creepy voice that hunchbacked assistants tend to have.
"Hmm" Vlad acknowledged this fact and sat straight up and stepped out of his coffin into the cellar where it was located. He looked resplendent in his black suit and cape and without a word moved towards the stairs and towards his grand drawing room, Igor trotting along in hot pursuit.
Once he reached the drawing room Vlad strode over to his drink
by ~CynicalGeezer
I've Finally Found Sweet LoveI’ve Finally Found Sweet LoveI've Finally Found Sweet Love
After 18 long, lonely years I’ve found another a wonderful little thing who I can pledge myself to forever and ever.
And I love every little thing about her.
I love how shes soft and responsive to my every move and how she always keeps me comfy all the time.
I love how she keeps me warm now that the weather is turning colder But importantly can go up to 100mph if you know what I mean.
We never argue about what music I like to put on And we’ll happily go everywhere with each other From into the
by ~CynicalGeezer
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- Interests: Slippers, socks, Dressing gowns, wine, video games
- Favourite movie: Full Metal Jacket
- Favourite band or musician: Nightwish
- Favourite genre of music: Metal
- Shell of choice: Anything but the accursed blue shell
- Favourite game: Phoenix Wright and Bioshock
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
- Favourite cartoon character: Picollo and Squidward
- Personal Quote: I'm really cool
- Tools of the Trade: ..... a spanner?
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'adults screw up too, go back to the institute and talk to her rationally. be a man'
'i dont want to be a man.i want to be an angst-ridden teenager who cant confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead'-Jace
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'adults screw up too, go back to the institute and talk to her rationally. be a man'
'i dont want to be a man.i want to be an angst-ridden teenager who cant confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead'-Jace
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